Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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