I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He better not be in your backpack
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.