Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party