she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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