So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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