Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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