I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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