If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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