so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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