even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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