Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Randomize
