Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
we made out on top of his cat.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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