Whod you bang
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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