Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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