Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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