Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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