Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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