You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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