Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
my nose is crying tears of wow.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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