I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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