Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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