Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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