He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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