i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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