So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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