Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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