shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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