You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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