glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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