is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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