Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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