I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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