told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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