YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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