i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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