i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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