what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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