Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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