Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
