Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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