I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
We don't watch enough power rangers
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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