when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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