Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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