So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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