its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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