Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Where is the hickey?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
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She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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