I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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