I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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