i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
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