dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
home. puking in laundry basket.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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