you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
The ass gains better be worth it
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