It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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