You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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