Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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