Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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