Say something about gay babies.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
soo... how was my night?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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